Ornithologist
Kill ten Diggles.
If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler
Find a Set of Wizard Keys.
He Who Smelt It
Make an Ingot.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Find a Monster Zoo.
HMS Deagle
Kill a hundred Diggles.
The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Eat some Lutefisk.
He Chose... Poorly
Trigger 50 traps.
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses
(Secret achievement)
The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Disarm 50 traps.
It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This
Make a Weapon.
Welcome to Dredmor
Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.
Bloody Mess
Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.
Playing For Both Teams
Play both the male and the female hero.
Personal Protection
Make a piece of Armour.
I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.
Diggle Nog!
Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?
Normandy
Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1.
Gesundheit
Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.
Heroic Failure
Die during the tutorial.
Taste the Rainbow
Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.
Honey Badger Don't Care
Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.
Accidents Happen
Enrage the Shopkeeper.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Hit the Ballmer Peak.
Your Kung Fu is Weak
Die to an enemy counter-attack.
Two Krongs Don't Make A Right
Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.
Crime Doesn't Pay
Get killed by Brax.
The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover
Complete a Wizardland.
Mister Smith
Master the Smithing Skill Tree.
I Am Not Left Handed
Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement
Master the Sword Skill Tree.
Hell Is Other Diggles
Enter Diggle Hell.
Lutefisk Paradox
(Secret achievement)
Respect Mah Authoritah
Get killed by a Dread Collector.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)
Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!
Not the Bees!
Die at the hands of Thaumites.
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering
Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.
This Root Shall Suffer
Imbibe the Root of T'Char.
Way of the Dodo
Kill a thousand Diggles.
Slippery Like A Fox
Master the Dodge Skill Tree.
Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Master the Assassination Skill Tree
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Master the Perception Skill Tree.
Meet Your True Master
Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.
Sallah, I Said No Camels
Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.
Way of the Foot
Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.
Here's Johnny
Master the Axe Skill Tree.
Look, I'm A Game Developer!
Name the expansion pack.
An Eagle In Every Liver
Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree
Honorary Bolt Council Member
Master the Bow Skill Tree.
Morale Improvement Expert
Master the Mace Skill Tree.
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit
Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.
Some Of Them Are Thirsty
Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle.
Gettin' Ley'd
Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.
Turtle Power!
Master the Shield Skill Tree.
I Tink, Therefore I Am
Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.
Steal This Achievement
Master the Burglary Skill Tree.
It Tastes Like Pennies
Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.
It's MY Dungeon
Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor.
98 Pound Weakling
Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.
My Humps
Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty.
Be All You Can Be
Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.
It's Alive!
Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.
Team Edward
Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume
Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.
It Has A Knob On The End
Master the Staff Skill Tree.
Dead Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.
Canadian Pride
Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.
Paved With Good Intentions
Get killed by a Demon Diggle.
On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service
Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree.
Love Slave of Yoggoth
Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Stay invisible for 50 turns.
I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry
Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next.
High Cholesterol
Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.
Perilous Podiatry
Die by kicking a door down.
Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually
Master the Vegan Skill tree.
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress
Drown.
Dead Man's Chest
Master the Piracy Skill Tree.
Dread Less
Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.
It's Alive... And Gross!
Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.
Fields Medalist
Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.
Stay Out Of My Head
Master the Psionics Skill Tree.
Master Ninja
Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.
Hail Odin!
Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.
Loyal Soldier of the Empire
Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.
Necronomiconeconomist
Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree
Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity
Master the Daggers Skill Tree.
The Humanoid Typhoon
Master the Deadshot Skill Tree.
Starstruck
Master the Astrology Skill Tree.
You Know What Time It Is
Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.
Golbez Is My New Master Now
Master the Polearms Skill Tree.
Team... Jacob?
Master the Werediggle Skill tree.
Dread and Buried
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.
There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.
Realms of the Id
Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.
The Devil's Achievement
Master the Demonology Skill tree.
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.
You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys
Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree.
Dread More
Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.
Order of Lenin
Master the Communism Skill Tree.
Blinded With Science
Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree.
Left For Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass.
The Achievement of the Sphinx
Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree.
An Empowering Lemon Bundt
Master the Warlock Skill Tree.
Kleptomania
Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.
The Critic
Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.
Faust
Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell.
Dread or Alive
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.
Double Rainbow
Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.
You're Totally Emo
Master the Emomancy Skill tree.
The Truth Is Way Out There
Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree.
It's Good To Be a Bankster
Master the Bankster Skill Tree.
And Therefore, a Witch!
Master the Magical Law Skill Tree.
Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)
Master the Tourism Skill Tree.
Boil Water Advisory
Die by drinking acid from a fountain.
I Can't Believe That Worked
Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.
I Didn't Ask For This
Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.
Krong is a Fickle God
Get cursed by Krong 100 times.
Simon Belmont
Kill Vlad Digula.
Doctor Strangelove
Drop The Bomb.
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Make 1000 potions.
Monsters With Omelettes
Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose
Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.
Sewer Brew
(Secret achievement)