Duke Nukem Forever
Release Date: 9 Jun, 2011
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The King is Back!

Cocked, loaded and ready for action, Duke delivers epic ass-kicking, massive weapons, giant explosions and pure unadulterated fun!

Put on your shades and step into the boots of Duke Nukem. The alien hordes are invading and only Duke can save the world. Pig cops, alien shrink rays and enormous alien bosses can’t stop this epic hero from accomplishing his goal: to save the world, save the babes and to be a bad-ass while doing it.

The King arrives with an arsenal of over-the-top weapons, non-stop action, and unprecedented levels of interactivity. With hours and hours of action, and a range of bodacious multiplayer modes, rest assured knowing the fun goes on and on.
 

Story

Did the Alien bastards not learn their lesson the first time? Duke has been on hiatus for some time now, kicking back and franchising himself on the fame he gained from saving Earth from the first invasion. The Aliens have returned to Earth yet again, messing up Duke’s sweet routine of dirty leisure habits.

The Alien invaders are stealing Earth’s women, especially the hot ones! And they drank Duke’s beer. This. Won’t. Stand. As Duke battles his way through waves of aliens, the once beautiful gambling haven and Duke Nukem franchise chains are crumbling before his eyes. Time to bring the pain!
 

Features

  • Bust a Gut: Duke pulls no punches. Duke’s constant stream of hilarious one-liners throughout the game make this an out loud good time.
  • World Interactivity: Spend as much time as you want shooting hoops, lifting weights, playing pinball, pool, air hockey, and slots.
  • Scale & Variety: Packed with explosive FPS action, outlandish settings, driving, and puzzle solving — gamers will never tire of the endless FUN.
  • Multiplayer Like No Other: Classic modes are re-made with a Duke twist. Shrink, squash, freeze and shatter your opponents, or just frag them with a rocket.
 

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.0 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.0 Ghz
  • Memory: 1 Gb
  • Hard Disk Space: 10 Gb free
  • Video Memory: 256 MB
  • Video Card: nVidia GeForce 7600 / ATI Radeon HD 2600
  • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
  • OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Initial installations required (included with the game) are Microsoft DirectX, Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (ATL), Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable, and AMD Dual Core Optimizer. (AMD optimizer required only for specific AMD processors to run the game correctly, but installs for all of them.)
  • OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Does not support Windows XP 64
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.4 Ghz / AMD Athlon 64 X2 @ 2.6 Ghz
  • Memory: 2GB
  • Hard Disk Space: 10 Gb free
  • Video Memory: 512 MB
  • Video Card: nVidia GeForce 8800 GTS / ATI Radeon HD 3850
  • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
  • OTHER REQUIREMENTS & SUPPORTS: Initial installations required (included with the game) are Microsoft DirectX, Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (ATL), Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable, and AMD Dual Core Optimizer. (AMD optimizer required only for specific AMD processors to run the game correctly, but installs for all of them.)
Mac OS X
Minimum:
  • OS: OS X 10.7.5 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo (Dual-Core) 2.4 GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB
  • Hard Disk Space: 10 GB free disk space
  • Video Card: ATI Radeon 2600/NVidia Geforce 8600 256MB or better. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. Intel integrated video chipsets (including GMA 950) are not supported.
  • Other Requirements: Mouse and keyboard. Apple original CPU's only, CPU upgrades not supported. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. This game is not supported on volumes formatted as Mac OS Extended (Case Sensitive)
Recommended:
  • OS: OS X 10.7.5 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Quad Core 2.6 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB
  • Hard Disk Space: 10 GB free disk space
  • Video Card: ATI Radeon 2600/NVidia Geforce 8600 512MB or better. NVIDIA GeForce 9400M not supported. Intel integrated video chipsets (including GMA 950) are not supported.
  • Other Requirements: Mouse and keyboard. Apple original CPU's only, CPU upgrades not supported. This game is not supported on volumes formatted as Mac OS Extended (Case Sensitive)
One-Eyed Freak
One-Eyed Freak
Defeat the Cycloid
Drawrings
Drawrings
Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Flagon of Chuckles
Flagon of Chuckles
Drink a beer in SP
Extermination
Extermination
Kill 50 aliens
Juiced
Juiced
Take steroids in SP
Nobody Likes a Whiner
Nobody Likes a Whiner
Knock out the talent at the talk show
Annihilation
Annihilation
Kill 100 aliens
Natural Disaster 3x
Natural Disaster 3x
Kill 3 aliens at once
Pit Champion
Pit Champion
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Nuclear Devastation
Nuclear Devastation
Kill 250 aliens
Big Guns, Big Ships
Big Guns, Big Ships
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Baron von Nukem
Baron von Nukem
Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Not Bad for a Human
Not Bad for a Human
Defeat the Alien Queen
Dead Useful
Dead Useful
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
On the Noggin'
On the Noggin'
Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Turd Burglar
Turd Burglar
Find and steal a piece of poo
Road Rage
Road Rage
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Full Body Tourettes
Full Body Tourettes
Get knocked down 10 times
He's Got a Hologram!
He's Got a Hologram!
Use a Holoduke in SP
A Good Dam Fight
A Good Dam Fight
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
I Need a Towel
I Need a Towel
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Octacide
Octacide
Defeat the Octaking
Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Defeat the Energy Leech
Piece of Cake
Piece of Cake
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Noms
Noms
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Fork the Pork
Fork the Pork
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Sticky Bomb Like You!
Sticky Bomb Like You!
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Lots of Whacking
Lots of Whacking
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Hippy-Stomper
Hippy-Stomper
Foot stomp 12 aliens
Substance Abuser
Substance Abuser
Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Execute 20 aliens
Sunday, Black Sunday
Sunday, Black Sunday
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
Let's Rock
Let's Rock
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
Tosser... in the Literal Sense
Tosser... in the Literal Sense
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
Special Thanks
Special Thanks
Watch the credits all the way through
I Need a Date
I Need a Date
Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Trapper
Trapper
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
Freeze Well!
Freeze Well!
Kill 15 frozen aliens
Air-Duke
Air-Duke
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Heart to Heart
Heart to Heart
(Secret achievement)
Party Animal
Party Animal
Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Bloody Red Rover
Bloody Red Rover
(Secret achievement)
Another Piece of Cake
Another Piece of Cake
(Secret achievement)
Come Get Some
Come Get Some
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
Gunslinger
Gunslinger
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
Hedonist, not Misogynist
Hedonist, not Misogynist
(Secret achievement)
Threesome
Threesome
(Secret achievement)
Let's Rock Out
Let's Rock Out
(Secret achievement)
Companion Barrel
Companion Barrel
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
Balls of Steel
Balls of Steel
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
Passive Aggressive
Passive Aggressive
(Secret achievement)
Bucket Head
Bucket Head
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
I Am All That Is Man
I Am All That Is Man
Discover all ego cap rewards
Pescaphobe
Pescaphobe
Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level
Call Waiting
Call Waiting
Listen to all phone messages
Damn, I'm Good
Damn, I'm Good
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
Come Get a Little More
Come Get a Little More
(Secret achievement)
Bubble Buster
Bubble Buster
(Secret achievement)
Scientits
Scientits
(Secret achievement)
I Am All That Is Man - Again!
I Am All That Is Man - Again!
(Secret achievement)
Damn, I'm REALLY Good
Damn, I'm REALLY Good
(Secret achievement)
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Weest33
February 9, 2016
Duke Nukem Forever... after a long wait it finally got released.. Well this is my review so let's head to it!:

The game from my Point of view is good I really enjoyed it, even though the wait was too long D: but still it's really funny all the way, the humour well if you are a filthy teenager like me you will find it funny but maybe if you are a serious mature guy maybe you won't find it funny since most of Duke jokes are sex reference.

Now the bad part of the game... the multiplayer mode..

Multiplayer mode was looking good when I finished the game but I just found that there aren't servers maybe the day when It got released it was filled with tons of servers but I don't know that, the game is filled with a lot of hackers, that you can't kill or are around there headshooting everyone or speedhacking like crazy. This as my experience was so bad 3 minutes into a deathmatch and got tilted because of cheaters.

So If you are going to get this game get it for the single player mode it's funny entertaining, it has mini games where you can increase your ego funny interactions, and obviously It's all about Duke.