Postal III
Release Date: 17 Feb, 2012
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Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Key features:
- Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
- A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
- Large, detailed, interactive environments
- Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
- NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
- Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
- Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
- Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
- Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
- Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
- OS: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
- Processor: 3.0 Ghz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
- Memory: 1GP XP/2GB Vista
- Hard Disk Space: 13.5 GB
- Video Card: Video card must 128MB or more and should be a DirectX 9 –compatible with support for Pixel Shaders
- DirectX®: 9.0c
- Sound: DirectX 9.0c Compatible
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
EMO

Injure yourself.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.
PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.
PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.
ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.
PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.
KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.
STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.
PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
BIPOLAR

Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
MEGA-SADIST

200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
CHAMP WHISPERER

50 kills using dog.