Postal III
Release Date: 17 Feb, 2012
Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Key features:
- Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
- A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
- Large, detailed, interactive environments
- Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
- NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
- Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
- Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
- Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
- Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
- Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
- OS: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
- Processor: 3.0 Ghz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)
- Memory: 1GP XP/2GB Vista
- Hard Disk Space: 13.5 GB
- Video Card: Video card must 128MB or more and should be a DirectX 9 –compatible with support for Pixel Shaders
- DirectX®: 9.0c
- Sound: DirectX 9.0c Compatible
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
EMO
Injure yourself.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
BIPOLAR
Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
MEGA-SADIST
200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
CHAMP WHISPERER
50 kills using dog.
