2 Ninjas 1 Cup
Release Date: 3 Feb, 2017
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Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it's a penis-tank in the trailer.
What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"?
- Challenging gameplay with instant respawns
- Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don't know which one is worse)
- Explosions. Everybody loves explosions
- Original gags. Terrible, but original.
- Penis-tank
Now we're sure that you want to play it, so here's a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn't have:
- 3D helicopters
- Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?"
- A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps
- A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree
So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!
What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"?
- Challenging gameplay with instant respawns
- Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don't know which one is worse)
- Explosions. Everybody loves explosions
- Original gags. Terrible, but original.
- Penis-tank
Now we're sure that you want to play it, so here's a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn't have:
- 3D helicopters
- Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?"
- A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps
- A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree
So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Pentium IV 2.8 GHz
- Memory: 1536 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 2000
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 50 MB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 14
- Processor: Intel Pentium IV 2.8 GHz
- Memory: 1536 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 2000
- Storage: 50 MB available space
Blue Enemy

Kill 15 blue soldiers.
Where's honey?

Kill 15 bees.
Wild Life

Kill 15 wolves.
Degustator Sushi

Collect 6 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
The First Boss Killer

Destroy the first boss.
Mechanical Enemy

Destroy 15 mechanical soldiers.
Sushi Addict

Collect 12 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
It's big!

Destroy the second boss.
Sushi Master

Collect 18 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
Sushi is Life

Collect 24 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
Ninja

Sensei

Wolf

Tank

Boss 1

Bee
