Cosmochoria
Release Date: 27 Apr, 2015
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Cosmochoria is a love letter to old-school action / arcade games like Asteroids, Sinistar, and Mario Bros. Cosmochoria is a mesmerizing way to kill hours: hopping between planets, unraveling forgotten mysteries, killing aliens & giant space monsters and planting mysterious seeds to sprout new life across a long-barren galaxy.

You play the role of a tiny pink naked cosmonaut who 'finds himself' in a distant galaxy. While no story is immediately apparent, consecutive games will begin to reveal some of the deeper mysteries surrounding the universe around you.

You are free to roam the galaxy in search of these secrets, or to remain on a single planet, establishing a home base to fight aliens and tend to your galactic garden.

Game Features:
  • So much Pew Pew Pew High Score arcade action. 
  • Super secrety mystery STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS for unlockable braggeryness.
  • Plant seeds to sprout new plants, new plants give more seeds.
  • Grow plants to fill dead planets with your Love Juices.
  • Massive UltraNova Explosions Like from Contra III.
  • Build Towers like a construction BOSS.
  • Procedurally generated galaxy. Each game is unique like a snowflake. 
  • Aliens poop crystals from their bums before they explode. 
  • Spend said poop crystals at the upgrade shop to improve your abilities. 
  • Radical interstellar screen sized boss fights. 
  • Mini-Map Upgrade plots your cosmic journey. 
  • Warping around the whole place like U really mean it.
  • Fresh electronic soundtrack by Ilkae, Zebra & Mantrakid. 
  • Hand Crafted Vector illustration stylee. 
  • Form Deeply Special Bonds with Secret Cartoon Animal Pets.
  • Befriend an old hermit alien at his wooden shack. 
  • Discover hidden artifacts strewn across the galaxy. 
  • Fire Bullets into a whole bunch of Bad Guy Faces.
  • Float NAKEDLY all over Outer Space!!


SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GT/s 4xx or Equivalent
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 7
  • Processor: 2 Ghz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 Series or Higher
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Mac OS X
Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS 10.7+
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Mac OS 10.9+
  • Processor: Intel i5+
  • Graphics: 2 GB+ NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512 MB NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended:
  • Graphics: 2 GB+ NVidia or ATI Graphics Card
Selfless Savior
Selfless Savior
Navigating the cosmos with seeds in hand, you successfully grew new life so grand.
Phew
Phew
Your last lifeline thought lost to infinite space. Yet you made it back to soil: so safe.
A Solar Shave
A Solar Shave
You jet along the red razors edge. No fuel left—but living life was your pledge.
In the Rough
In the Rough
Asteroid suspicions of treasure concealed. Rock cracked in half: rewards revealed.
Dedicated
Dedicated
Three planets to train you three more to inspire. And three more yet—it’s what the achievement requires.
Photon Sin Thesis
Photon Sin Thesis
Encountered evil within three seeds, vanquished that evil without concede.
The Mod
The Mod
NeoGAF’s orbit became overrun fast. You nuked the thread with a megaton blast.
Destiny's Errand
Destiny's Errand
You found the one to whom 8 belonged. From behind a beard rewards were spawned.
Wisdom
Wisdom
The truth revealed, the story told. Not quite sure why he’s so darn old.
We Win, Gracie
We Win, Gracie
The rock creeped closer—impending fear. When the bombs went off: victory cheer.
I’ll Be Brief
I’ll Be Brief
Through the fabric of the finest loom’s fruit, you’d charge your gun, jump, and then toot.
The Pacifist
The Pacifist
Their bullets hit, your skin was bruised... but your weapons remained unused.
Shinobi
Shinobi
A sword was found and then returned. A ninja’s trust was rightly earned.
Right Round, Baby
Right Round, Baby
The stars spun dizzily through skies above. The soil beneath restored with love.
Double Dragon
Double Dragon
See both the fire breather trying to heat up your heart, and the ice breather trying to break your smile apart.
Domo Arigato
Domo Arigato
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin. With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man.
Neutralmonism
Neutralmonism
The option placed before his eyes. You chose to fight. You chose to try.
The Blue Pill
The Blue Pill
People say that ignorance is bliss. To be clueless was your only wish.
The Cataclysm
The Cataclysm
The truth revealed, a fight fully fought—fate then sealed and victory brought.
Part of the 1337 Team
Part of the 1337 Team
Their forces combined and changed the Earth. You dreamed of such power since before your birth.
Glitchin'
Glitchin'
The fabric of all time and space shred into pieces and displaced.
Ma…ma…?
Ma…ma…?
Tended egg from love to life. Now a creature helps fight fiends with friendship rife.
For Jesse
For Jesse
With enough food grown for a cupboard of bears, the secret revealed just over there.
Cold Embrace
Cold Embrace
For a twelfth of an hour all you’d know was distant planets hung far below.
Construct, Too
Construct, Too
Your hands were calloused, as were your knees. One hundred structures did you see.
Armoury
Armoury
Bullets, lasers, armour and shells. You choices for battle shall suit you well.
For Nick
For Nick
With faith while lava burned you hard, the fire yarn spun to immaculate garb.
RRSP
RRSP
A lifetime of saving for a few years of rest. You wish you'd spent it while at your best.
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