Genital Jousting
Release Date: 18 Jan, 2018
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New Story Mode



Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.


About the Game

Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges.


New Story Mode

Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.


Features


If this is something that makes you uncomfortable or sounds unappealing, please do not purchase or play Genital Jousting, or even continue reading. 


Online and Local Multiplayer for Eight:
Genital Jousting is more fun with friends and can satisfy up to eight players at once! Find a few willing partners, cuddle up on the couch, and share controllers or go online to joust with anonymous players from all over the world.


Traditional and Party Modes:
Dabble in the throbbingly fast-paced Traditional Mode or jostle your way through some stiff competition in Party Mode including challenges like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.


Customize Your Member: Genitals come in all shapes and sizes so pick your favorite color and decorate it with the most appealing outfit to customize a penis you can really get behind!



SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 7 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Mac OS X
Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play
Go Left
Go Left
Move to the left.
Go Right
Go Right
Move to the right.
Generous Lover
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Fire Inspector
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Self Defence
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
A Better John
A Better John
(Secret achievement)
Swan Tamer
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Till Death Do Us
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Always Finishes First
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Autopaedicatio
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Clumsy
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Spare Wheel
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Master Unlocker
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
The Perfect Partner
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Summer Job
Summer Job
(Secret achievement)
Most Improved Tapulator
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
My Precious
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Magnetic Basshole
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Popcorn Buffet
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Safety First
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Meet Your Maker
Meet Your Maker
(Secret achievement)
Paperwork
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
Bulking Gear
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Early Bird
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
Sleep No More
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Couch Party
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Appalling Appetite
Appalling Appetite
(Secret achievement)
Fussy Lover
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.

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