2 Ninjas 1 Cup
Release Date: 3 Feb, 2017
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Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it's a penis-tank in the trailer.

What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"?

- Challenging gameplay with instant respawns
- Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don't know which one is worse)
- Explosions. Everybody loves explosions
- Original gags. Terrible, but original.
- Penis-tank

Now we're sure that you want to play it, so here's a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn't have:

- 3D helicopters
- Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?"
- A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps
- A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree

So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!


SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: Intel Pentium IV 2.8 GHz
  • Memory: 1536 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 2000
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 50 MB available space
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 14
  • Processor: Intel Pentium IV 2.8 GHz
  • Memory: 1536 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 2000
  • Storage: 50 MB available space
Blue Enemy
Blue Enemy
Kill 15 blue soldiers.
Where's honey?
Where's honey?
Kill 15 bees.
Wild Life
Wild Life
Kill 15 wolves.
Degustator Sushi
Degustator Sushi
Collect 6 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
The First Boss Killer
The First Boss Killer
Destroy the first boss.
Mechanical Enemy
Mechanical Enemy
Destroy 15 mechanical soldiers.
Sushi Addict
Sushi Addict
Collect 12 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
It's big!
It's big!
Destroy the second boss.
Sushi Master
Sushi Master
Collect 18 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
Sushi is Life
Sushi is Life
Collect 24 pieces of Sushi. Counted after using a checkpoint.
Ninja
Ninja
Sensei
Sensei
Wolf
Wolf
Tank
Tank
Boss 1
Boss 1
Bee
Bee

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