I am Bread
Release Date: 9 Apr, 2015
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From the creators of Surgeon Simulator comes its prequel - an adventure with a hero like no other! ‘I am Bread’ is the epic story of a slice of bread’s journey to become toast. Take the intrepid, crumby adventurer on a journey from his natural confines of the kitchen, through the home of an unsuspecting owner and into the outside world. This bread will be boldly going where no other bread has gone before . . .
In addition to the deepest story ever seen in a videogame, about a slice of bread, there are a wealth of baked options to sink your teeth into. Additional game modes and other types of bread will cater for all tastes! Set speed records racing across the levels as a bagel; realise your destiny as crispbread in cheese hunt mode; relieve your stress as the baguette and smash everything in sight in rampage mode. Oh, and did we mention bread goes into space too?
Added Content:
- GoatBread - Goat Simulator-inspired level called ‘RAMpage mode’. You won't believe your eyes.
- Team Fortress 2 level...climb Heavy’s face, use tumour-inducing teleporters, fire the minigun and traverse a floor filled with sticky mines, all in the name of becoming “‘sandvich”’…
- Starch Wars - Attack of the Scones! Take out the Empire's Rye Fighters in this level inspired by a certain beloved universe!
Key features:
- Story Mode: Embark on an epic journey to become toast! Take on all hazards to deliciousness as you embark on your adventure throughout the home of an unsuspecting owner: from the kitchen, through the house, to the lounge, and then venture outside into the garden and beyond.
- Cheese Hunt: Realise the destiny of crisp-bread as you hunt down pieces of cheese to smother yourself in. Can you find all the pieces before you crack up?
- Bagel Race: Satisfy your taste for speed and bagels as you race across the checkpoints in each level and complete the tracks in the fastest possible time.
- Rampage: Cause as much destruction as possible throughout the house as you smash everything in sight as (possibly) angry baguette. Mon dieu!
- Zero-G: Literally bread in space! Make studious use of your bread boosters as you manoeuvre across environments with no gravity, avoiding all the floating hazards this entails in Zero-G mode.
- Free-play: Explore the world and play as any of the bread types you have unlocked, having crumby fun in your own sweet time.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Windows
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: 2.4 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia Geforce GTS 450 or better
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2500 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
- Additional Notes: Controller recommended for best experience.
Mac OS X
Minimum:
- OS: 10.7
- Processor: 2.3GHz Quad Core processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT 650M or better
- Storage: 2500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: 2012 15 inch Macbook Pro or better. for best experience Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS4 or OUYA controller recommended
I Am Dead

Become inedible
Bunfortunate

Spill the salt
Bready for Anything

Finish a Story level using Magic Marmalade
The Bread Baron

Stay airborne for over 5 seconds on any mode except Zero Gravity
TV Dinner

(Secret achievement)
The Walking Bread

Finish a Story level with less than 1% edibility
Picky Eater

Use more than one heat source to toast yourself in a single Story run
Rye and Dry

(Secret achievement)
You Jelly?

Finish a Story level with both sides covered in jam
All Buttered Up

Finish a Story level with both sides covered in butter
Bagel Space Program

(Secret achievement)
"Party's Over!"

(Secret achievement)
Rye Hard

Complete all Rampage levels
The End is Rye

Complete all Story levels
Always Baguetting Better

Get an A++ on a Rampage level
Fresh Slice

Finish a Story level with 100% edibility without using the Magic Marmalade
Good All-Rounder

Complete all Bagel Race levels
Bread Leader

Take out the Starch Destroyer
Cool Story, Dough

Get an A++ on a Story level
Joy Rye-der

(Secret achievement)
The Best Around

Get an A++ on a Bagel Race level
"Grooovy!"

(Secret achievement)
Shadough of the Colossus

Climb atop the Garbage Truck on Story mode
Doughny Hawk

Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1 meter as the Wholemeal bread
Fuel-Efficient

Finish a Zero Gravity level using less than 100 fuel
One Giant Leap for Naankind

Complete all Zero Gravity levels
The Flour is Strong With This Bun

Get an A++ on a Zero Gravity level
High Roller

Get an A++ on all Bagel Race levels
The Rye of the Tiger

Get an A++ on all Rampage levels
Bunbreakable

Finish a Cheese Hunt level with 100% integrity
A Wedge Between Us

Get an A++ on a Cheese Hunt level
Raconteur

Get an A++ on all Story levels
Brie-lliant

Complete all Cheese Hunt levels
The Final Buntier

Get an A++ on all Zero Gravity levels
Turophile

Get an A++ on all Cheese Hunt levels
Motor Club

Tree Felling Club

Hair Care and Welfare Club

Anti Crease Society

Toaster Appreciation Society

Channel Hoppers Society
