No Time To Explain Remastered
Release Date: 17 Jul, 2015
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"I Am You From The Future! No Time To Explain, Follow m-OH CHRIST!"

Chase your future self through time and alternate realities while fighting giant monsters, collecting hats, and eating cake! No Time To Explain is a game about Time Paradoxes, Jetpack Guns and Ribs In People's Eyes. It's a comedy platformer featuring great music, voice acting and gameplay that becomes more ridiculous as you go.

Key Features

  • Completely rebuilt from ground up in Unity! The Remastered version of No Time To Explain is how the game was originally intended to be played.
  • Now with local multiplayer!
  • USE THE POWERFUL FUTURE CANNON as a gun AND a jetpack!
  • PLAY AS NEW CHARACTERS to blast, beam, slingshot and catapult yourself through fire, acid and fairy-cakes!
  • TEST YOUR GUN-GLIDING MASTERY: There are 60 wearable hats hidden around these levels, but where are they?
  • FACE OFF against giant monsters from alternate timelines, including the most horrific of all: your evil alternate self!
  • Kill giant alien crabs!
  • Eat cake!
  • Fight sharks!
  • Jump on stuff!
  • Play fullscreen!
  • Perform awesome dance moves while wearing collected hats!
  • Play different versions of yourself from the future!
  • Fully original Soundtrack!
  • Create and share your own levels in the built-in Level Editor!

About tinyBuild


We're an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is our first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. Since No Time To Explain, we started helping other developers with their games. After getting enough muscle behind our internal studio, we came back to No Time To Explain, and completely remade the game in a proper engine. No Time To Explain Remastered is free for everyone who owns the original!


SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 1 GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 128 MB
Mac OS X
Minimum:
  • OS: OSX 10.8
  • Processor: 1 GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 128 MB
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Tested on a 3 year old Mac Mini, runs fine. Retinas look glorious!
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
  • OS: Ummmmm... SteamOS?
  • Processor: 1 Ghz or up
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Additional Notes: Tested on various Linux versions, and it launches 70% of the time. Works great when it launches. Other times we just had to try again :D
That was it.
That was it.
Finish the whole damn game.
Hatsamingo
Hatsamingo
Collect half the hats.
HATERS GONNA HATE.
HATERS GONNA HATE.
Dance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing.
Greedrun
Greedrun
Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
Hatsamungojungo
Hatsamungojungo
Collect all the hats.
Dinorun
Dinorun
Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
Speedrun
Speedrun
Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
Steedrun
Steedrun
Play through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
Mmyes Indeedrun
Mmyes Indeedrun
Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
A Dark Reality
A Dark Reality
A Sweet Future
A Sweet Future
Just use two guns
Just use two guns
Giant Alternate Reality Alien Crab
Giant Alternate Reality Alien Crab
I am you from the future
I am you from the future
Am I you from the present?
Am I you from the present?

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