NAL Is Alive: 130+ Games in 1 | Steam | Opium Pulses

Over 13 years, and over 130 games. All made by one hobbyist-turned-full-time developer. And now, for the first time, available in one cohesive package in the form of NAL Is Alive!

NAL Is Alive is a compendium containing everything by NAL, released under the NALGames pseudonym between 2003 and today, wrapped up in a launcher that also universally tracks your statistics and highscores for each game*, the latter being compared against the world in Steam-exclusive online leaderboards.

Containing the good - Maddening Relapse 2! Hi Me Ro Me! Innoquous 4! Ne Touchez Pas! Prisnhax! Frankenfirearm! Lab Wagon!

And the bad - Aardvark Cwm! Gemocide! Clickfire!

...and almost everything inbetween! Ever wanted to work it on a pogo stick? SohoPogoHo hears you! Fancy going around peeing on people? Signal Failure! You can assume the role of a redhead killing your opposers of the world in Infidels, or become a little robot fixing the big robot it resides in with Titan Tighten.

Need a rhythm game fix while also improving your touch typing proficiency? Bullet Hills sees you typing to the music! Need a music game that has instead has no rhythm? Melodika gets you to suck a stream of icons into a recepticle to any track of your choosing! Need to inject yourself to help forget the nightmarous legion of female stalkers planning on kissing you to death? Yeah, that's in here too with Overly Attracted Stalkers. So's the one where you're a dog in a ball unloading clips of everything from water pistols to rocket shotguns at mutant bags of blood - Lyssandra and the Amplegores. And the one where you get to play an interactive advert for a fictional Japanese dish cleaner while a man touts its superior viscosity to you, Japanese Infomercial.

All of these and more, being taken through an ongoing process to bring them up to spec - dropping the MIDI music from the really old stuff in favour of more listenable MP3s, knocking every game's resolution and FPS up to 1080p/60 (potentially again up to 4K in the future), improving their gameplay and their graphics, adding the aforementioned Steam leaderboards... you name it.

It's presented in a somewhat light-hearted way, and many of the games are pretty silly, but this pack truly does represent a huge chunk of my life - everything I made independently from being an 11 year old kid that had to download Game Maker 5.0 onto a school computer and bring it home on 3.5" floppy discs thanks to the speed of my home internet, to a currently 25 year old making games and other stuff full-time.

As of writing, approx 80 games contain Steam Leaderboards, and approx 40 are completely upscaled to 1080p/60.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows

Minimum:

OS: Windows Vista or higher
Processor: ~1.0 GHz
Memory: 512 MB RAM
Graphics: 128MB
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 3 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible or integrated sound chip
Additional Notes: Screen resolution minimum 960x540, recommended 1920x1080

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Kilobeater

Dynapogo - Progress at least 1km in game

Hokey Pokey

Dream Extension Finger - Score 650 in one game

Super-Serial Killer

Lyssandra and the Amplegores - Kill 100 Amplegores in one Arcade session

Ladder to Heaven

Hi Me Ro Me - Reach level 2

Return to Ascender

Hi Me Ro Me - Scale at least 200m in one game

50/50

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete any 50 levels

Quaker

Atmos - Score 15000 in one game

None Left in the Pink

Seventy Two Outrageous People - Complete the pink section

The Blue Wrath

Seventy Two Outrageous People - Complete the blue section

Chicken Clucker

Fustercluck - Score 5000 in one game

Teal We Meet Again

Seventy Two Outrageous People - Complete the turquoise section

The Swing of Things

FKR - Score 5000 in one game

Arbitrary Achievement

4'33"2 - Witness one arbitrary event

Branch Blessing

Acid R(ai/eig)n - Score 1000 in one game

Infected

Laughter's Infectious - Score 250000 in one game

All Done Up

Titan Tighten - Complete the game

Dead Pixels

PixHell - Score 2500 in one game

Coloring Win

Rainbow Planet 2 - Score 5000 in one game

Dishwasher Deluxe

Japanese Infomercial - Have Super Happy Dish Clean cost 4200Y

Node Doubt

Node - Score 500 in one game

Ar-Tilla-Ry

Mingitilla - Score 6000 in one game

Minute Madness

mMm - Survive 60 seconds in one game

De10ate

Prisnhax - Complete 10 levels

Ricochet

R!dicule 3 - Score 2500000 in one game

Signal Boosted

Signal Failure - Score 1000 in one game

Dynapogo - Progress at least 5km in game

Two You

EverScrollingTwo - Score 10000 in one game

Dizzy Rascal

Signal Failure - Survive for 70 seconds in one game

Gyrotechnic

The Dark Gyration - Score 1000000 in one game

Cut Short

Cutting Run! - Survive 1 minute

Dungeon Paragon

Frankenfirearm - Score 150000 in one game

Cutty Larks

Well Cut Lass - Make $5,000 in one game

Balls to the Devil

Cannon Fodder - Score 1000 in one game

Click it to the Man

Supermoves - Score 15000 in one game

'del-Aware

Infidels - Score 5000 in one game

Cent of My Father

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete any 100 levels

Visualize This

Xporadic - Score 15000 in one game

CivilianKiller

Zyousbox - Kill 200 enemies in one game

Type Me

Bullet Hills - Score 18000 in "Trust Me"

Double Trouble

R!dicule - Score 100000 in one game

Cell Your Soul

Prisnhax - Complete all 30 levels

Kerboing

SohoPogoHo - Make $10,000 in total

Wallergic

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete any 200 levels

Midway

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete any 150 levels

20 Bodies Hit the Floor

Prisnhax - Complete 20 levels

Girl Power

1 Girl 2 Cups - Score 25000 in one game

Flip-Quick

Innoquous - Complete the game in under 150 seconds

Hare Raising

Innoquous 2 - Find the rabbit

Screw Driver

Mindscrew - Score 200000 in one game

Staple Diet

Lyssandra and the Amplegores - Kill 200 Amplegores in one Giant Stapler Challenge session

Pop Goes the Amplegore

Lyssandra and the Amplegores - Kill 10 Amplegores in one BB Gun Challenge session

Now That's Just Cheating

Lyssandra and the Amplegores - Kill 200 Amplegores in one Rocket Shotgun Challenge session

Funs & Heroes

FKR8 - Score 150000 in one game

Pogoing Back Now

Maddening Relapse 2 - Survive 60 seconds in one Pogo game

Wall Done

Maddening Relapse 2 - Survive 60 seconds in one Fast Wall game

Fastvark

Aardvark Cwm - Achieve Platinum in under 40 seconds

Defragment

CINTOURMIND - Complete the game

Tighten'll Fix It

Titan Tighten - Complete the game in under 500 seconds

Advokeyte

Bullet Hills - Score 15000 in "Advocate"

Dial 4 for Rockets

The Hilarity of Murder - Score 20000 in one game

Keyboards & Boats

Bullet Hills - Score 30000 in "Cigarettes & Boats"

X-Citing

Hi Me Ro Me - Reach level X

Blind Sided

MyEyes - Score 3200 in one game

Home Stretch

Innoquous 4 - Complete 75% of the game

Fourth of Four

Innoquous 4 - Complete 25% of the game

Half Wiedersehen

Innoquous 4 - Complete 50% of the game

Multiple Satisfied Things

SohoPogoHo - Service all 10 clients

The Bends

Innoquous 4 - Complete the game

Stadium Arcadium

Maddening Relapse 2 - Survive 200 seconds in one Arcade game

Stuck Fast

Maddening Relapse 2 - Survive 60 seconds in one Speedy game

Needlepoint

Overly Attached Stalkers - Collect 31 needles

Untouchable

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete all 300 levels

Care Taker

Ne Touchez Pas 4 - Complete any 250 levels

Forwards Always Forwards

Maddening Relapse 2 - Survive 60 seconds in one No Backsies game

Marcia Alessandra

Clancy

Me Ro Me

Daryl Schuhorne

Shinzuke Gokowan

Mason Zane

Rad Hitman

Professor Whiskery

Gorm

Oiseau

Titan

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