Coffin Dodgers
Release Date: 8 Jul, 2015
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Coffin Dodgers sees you take on the role of saving one of seven quirky retirement village residents, each racing for their soul in "pimped up" mobility scooters against none other than the Grim Reaper himself. Our old heroes are armed with a variety of homemade weapons and gadgets to take on anything the Grim Reaper and his Zombie army may throw at them. Can you survive the retirement village?

Players must battle it out against The Grim Reaper and other competitors over a 13 race Championship, where only the most skilled racer will survive. There are 4 distinct areas within the Sunny Pines Retirement Community, each featuring it's own mini tournament in which your rank against other competitors will ensure you progress to the next stage; however finish bottom of the pile and the Reaper gets to take your soul. The final race takes place over each of the 4 areas in a straight shoot out between you and the Grim Reaper.

As the game progresses the game environment becomes more and more apocalyptic as Grim's shadow slowly engulfs Sunny Pines. Look out for Grim's retinue of fiendish friends as they try and halt your progress.

Key Features:

• Race & Battle the Grim Reaper and his army of zombies.
• Save one of the 7 quirky retirement village residents
• Customise and modify your mobility scooter
• Player to player combat & rag doll physics
• 3D open world game environment
• 13 unique race tracks
• Single player Story and Time Trail modes
• Online Multiplayer race mode
• 3D Open world single & online multiplayer game modes
• Local multiplayer versus race mode (2-4 players)
• Full controller & keyboard support
• Steam Trading Cards and Achievements

Welcome to a suburban retirement village where all is not as it seems…

After settling down to recover from the responsibilities of working life, the residents of Sunny Pines have been idling away the days, life could not be more tranquil.

However, a creepy new resident, Mr Grim Reaper, looks set to turn retirement on its head. After years trawling the earth for souls to harvest, Mr Grim Reaper concludes Sunny Pines is where he’ll lay his hat, where he can harvest souls from the comfort of his rocking chair. However, seven of the sprightliest senior citizens have other ideas and set out to prove that life for Grim in Sunny Pines definitely won't be like shooting fish in a barrel.

The stately seven decide to strike a deal with the Grim Reaper; a mobility scooter racing championship to the death. If they can prove themselves to be fast and full of life, surviving and ultimately winning the championship, then he will allow them to live. However, too slow and they will be condemned to the retirement village in the sky.

What the Reaper doesn’t tell the folk of Sunny Pines is that once he takes your soul he can bring you back as one of his army of the living dead; mobility scooter racing zombies that are hell bent on making sure that nobody wins, by any means possible.


SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Минимальные:
  • ОС: Windows XP
  • Процессор: 2.2 dual core
  • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Graphics card with around 256mb memory (ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4570, Nvidia Quadro fx 3450)
  • DirectX: Версии 9.0c
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
  • Дополнительно: Spec will be revised continually during Early Access. Don't currently support Intel Onboard graphics
Рекомендованные:
  • ОС: Windows 7
  • Процессор: Intel Core i5 2.5 GHz or AMD FX 4.0 GHz
  • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX GPU 2GB GDDR5
  • DirectX: Версии 9.0c
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
  • Дополнительно: Spec will be revised continually during Early Access. Don't currently support Intel Onboard graphics
Mac OS X
Минимальные:
  • ОС: OSX Lion 10.7.5
  • Процессор: i5 1.4 ghz
  • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Intel HD Graphics 256mb
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
  • Дополнительно: Spec will be revised continually during Early Access
Рекомендованные:
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
SteamOS + Linux
Минимальные:
  • ОС: Ubuntu 14.04
  • Процессор: 2.2 dual core
  • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Graphics card with around 256mb memory (ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4570, Nvidia Quadro fx 3450)
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
  • Дополнительно: Spec will be revised continually during Early Access.
Рекомендованные:
  • ОС: Ubuntu 14.04
  • Процессор: Intel Core i5 2.5 GHz or AMD FX 4.0 GHz
  • Оперативная память: 4 MB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX GPU 2GB GDDR5
  • Место на диске: 1500 MB
  • Дополнительно: Spec will be revised continually during Early Access.
During The War...
During The War...
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
GrimAced
GrimAced
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
My Kart Is Augmented
My Kart Is Augmented
Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
Batteries not Included
Batteries not Included
Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
Gone In Many Seconds
Gone In Many Seconds
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
Feeling Lucky?
Feeling Lucky?
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
Technophobic
Technophobic
Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Silver Surfer
Silver Surfer
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Casting your net
Casting your net
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
Death Defier
Death Defier
Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Slick Moves Like Jagger
Slick Moves Like Jagger
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
Worldly Wise Whiz
Worldly Wise Whiz
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
Death Derider
Death Derider
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
Death Decider
Death Decider
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
Death Despiser
Death Despiser
Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
Sweep
Sweep
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
Million Dollar Granddad
Million Dollar Granddad
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Death Defiler
Death Defiler
Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
Disco Driving
Disco Driving
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
No rest for the wicked
No rest for the wicked
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
A Manic Monday
A Manic Monday
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
Jason goes to Sunny Pines
Jason goes to Sunny Pines
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
Tuesday’s child
Tuesday’s child
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
Over the hump
Over the hump
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
A Quiet Night In
A Quiet Night In
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
Double, double toil and trouble
Double, double toil and trouble
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Paperboy The Hard Way
Paperboy The Hard Way
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
Thor's Day
Thor's Day
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
Snatch me if you can
Snatch me if you can
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
He Was A Skater Boy
He Was A Skater Boy
Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
Christmas Truce?
Christmas Truce?
Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
Week Minded
Week Minded
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
You Old Romantic
You Old Romantic
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
Professor Percival Chase III
Professor Percival Chase III
Jeremiah ‘The Hawk’ Brenneman
Jeremiah ‘The Hawk’ Brenneman
Lucy 'Legs' Hernandez
Lucy 'Legs' Hernandez
'Marvellous' Martha Goldberg
'Marvellous' Martha Goldberg
Rudolf 'The Red Horn' Hoffman
Rudolf 'The Red Horn' Hoffman
Mr G. Reaper
Mr G. Reaper
'Iron Horse' Hank Hudson
'Iron Horse' Hank Hudson
Wilbur 'Softball' Williams
Wilbur 'Softball' Williams

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