Patch me Up
Heal teammates 75 times.
First Trip to Canada
Win Death Road Normal Mode.
No Jerk Left Behind
Win with a full team of 4 people/dogs/beings.
Knight left the team alive.
Magical Wishing Toilet
Open 100 toilets, revealing the toilet genie.
Train Mechanical 50 times.
Win Rare Characters Mode.
Reach the final area with a working car.
A miracle happened that day...
Train Medical 50 times.
No One Left Behind
Win with no ally deaths. This includes traders and mall cops.
Rescued a chicken. May have turned it into nugs after.
Help From My Pals
Win Familiar Characters Mode.
Train Shooting 75 times.
Getting in Shape
Train Fitness 75 times.
Beat Short Trip to Heck Mode.
Gotta Get Huge
Train Strength 100 times. Build mass, build bulk.
Are We There Yet?
Win Long Winding Road Mode.
Proved the existence of spooky ghosts.
DA NA NA NAA
Win with L#nk. The censored vowel changes every game.
Could Be Worse
Beat Deadlier Road Mode.
Day of the Circus
Win with Valkyrie. This should be an easy one.
Anime Girl anime'd the car.
Coup De Grace
Win with the Fencer. Parry and Riposte!
Win with Alvis, the Crooner of the Zombocalypse.
Win with the Boxer. Stick and move!
Win with Roller Derby Woman. She's well trained for the zombocalypse.
Win with sumo wrestler. Sumo is the ultimate anti-zombie martial art.
Win with El Satan's patented wrestling moves.
Win with some pig in the team.
Win with a BERSERK! trait character. They're rather death prone.
Win with the friendliest guy there is.
Win with the Wizard! It is your destiny.
Win with the Debutante. I guess she does kind of look like Mary Poppins.
I Hate Skeletons
Win with a skeleton. Internal skeletons don't count.
Win Rare Characters EXTREME Mode.
Win with Cat Lady. Who knew hoarding cats would be this useful?
Win a game with the caveman after breaking her out of the ice.
Win with the bunker laboratory scientist.
Bonds of Steel
Win Familiar Characters EXTREME Mode.
Win with Gordo. Any resemblance to another character is coincidental.
Win the game with a goat. It's going to ruin the car.
Song of Zombo
Win with the Renaissance Faire bard recruit.
Beat Marathon Mode.
Win the game with a feral cat in the team.
Win with the funny Clown. *distorted honk*
Win with the original hot Vampire, not those newfangled sparkling ones.
Five Game Streak
Win 5 consecutive games in a row without losing.
My Lovely Horse
Win with Horse. You're a pony no more.
Too Swole to Control
Win with The Last Bodybuilder. He's so strong.
Win with Gnomey, the most OP character. S++ on the Official Tier List.
The Loneliest Road
Pure solo victory. Start with one character, never get a recruit.
Win with G#rf. Every day... is a Monday.
Win the game with the pirate captain rare trader camp recruit.
Win with the Witch. Magic hat, magic broom, magic uzi.
NICE ONE, HOSER
The Last Panda
Win with the Panda. Maybe Canada will be a good habitat.
Win with the Queen of Fairies. Make a wish for friendship.
Has Left The Building
Beat K*E*P*A Mode.
Splat 100,000 zombies!
Don't Let Me Die
Win K*E*P*A Mode with Kepa. Please don't get me killed.
Win with the Hermit after coaxing him out of his Hermit Hut.
Win with Santa, a real Christmas miracle.
Streak the first 10 game modes!
Win with 4 dogs. Dog squaaaaad.
Win with Turkey. Tip: Do not eat it.
Win the game with Uncle Sam or Muscle Eagle.
Win the game with the holiday beaver in the team.