EnHanced
Release Date: 8 Nov, 2018
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After what must have been a wild party, Security Personnel H wakes up in the Holding Bay, the deepest areas of the secret underground base X-42, where he and his family lives and works.


He receives a rude awakening from an unfamiliar and facetious administrator called LARANK, the self-professed VOICE of TRUTH that does the base announcements and who has the desperate need of a CAWFEE. Informing H in a rather round-a-bout fashion, LARANK tells him that the dangerous creatures the facility was housing have escaped and are wreaking havoc!


Concerned for his family, his work, and because he can’t find anyone else around, H has to rely on Larank as he moves through the now-hostile base, searching for survivors and hanging onto the hope that his family have somehow been spared.



Features:


•Destroy enemies and props to add to your SCORE!

•As your SCORE increases, you LEVEL up and can enhance abilities such as BEAM strength, weapon cooldown, range, health, use of missiles, grenades and more!

•Dialogue! Story! Cutscenes! Drama! More than 10 bosses! …And A Thousand Elephants!*

•Secret areas to find, cameras to smash (after being told not to), unlockable bios and memories!

•Featuring over 61 of the best beepboop songs by EPIC BLARGMAN!

•More than two whole hours of gameplay! (If you’re taking your time and not skipping everything)

•Skippable cutscenes!

•There’s ACHIEVEMENTS and everything!

•Well, a few elephants at least.

•Over 90 ACHIEVEMENTS!

•Created almost entirely by one person.

•There’s 91 ACHIEVEMENTS!

•*Okay there’re no elephants, it just looks good in the features list.



SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 8+
  • Processor: 2GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB
  • Storage: 170 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 8+
  • Processor: 3GHz+
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 750MB
  • Storage: 170 MB available space
What do you want? A MEDAL? A COOKIE?? A COOKIEMEDAL???
What do you want? A MEDAL? A COOKIE?? A COOKIEMEDAL???
Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one
Gg REDO FROM START
Gg REDO FROM START
lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8?
The Larank Seal of Quality
The Larank Seal of Quality
The first achievement's free, kid
Friend invite from Larank!
Friend invite from Larank!
(Secret achievement)
Pain is Hilarious!
Pain is Hilarious!
You're a veritable walking disaster area
hi how r u
hi how r u
(Secret achievement)
lol I h8 tht bit gl!
lol I h8 tht bit gl!
(Secret achievement)
o snap can u c it???
o snap can u c it???
(Secret achievement)
I’m Stronger than an Ant
I’m Stronger than an Ant
If an ant was... THIS BIG!
COOL IT!
COOL IT!
I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!!
heh thats 2 hot 4 me mengu
heh thats 2 hot 4 me mengu
(Secret achievement)
Curiosity Killed the Cat
Curiosity Killed the Cat
“You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.”
YOU THINK PAIN WILL STOP ME??
YOU THINK PAIN WILL STOP ME??
IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!!
Beaming from Ear to Ear
Beaming from Ear to Ear
Beaming quite near, beaming over here
eyyy wana c a MAGIC trick?
eyyy wana c a MAGIC trick?
(Secret achievement)
dont be so heavy LOAM
dont be so heavy LOAM
(Secret achievement)
do u fink they overdesigned this area
do u fink they overdesigned this area
(Secret achievement)
yoyo hey hh do u rp? yes r nop
yoyo hey hh do u rp? yes r nop
(Secret achievement)
I MUST DEFEAT THE ENEMY FAST
I MUST DEFEAT THE ENEMY FAST
Delusion would be proud!Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man
Just what the doctor directed
Just what the doctor directed
If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though
use ur H-ead headdy!
use ur H-ead headdy!
(Secret achievement)
u herd of the residents band eye guys?
u herd of the residents band eye guys?
(Secret achievement)
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY
You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha??
im escaping 2 da 1 place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
im escaping 2 da 1 place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
(Secret achievement)
They’re dead, Jimmerrati
They’re dead, Jimmerrati
(Secret achievement)
am I glad hes frozen in there & we’re out here
am I glad hes frozen in there & we’re out here
(Secret achievement)
& u FIND Larank & u FIND Larank
& u FIND Larank & u FIND Larank
(Secret achievement)
GARSH
GARSH
(Secret achievement)
You tripped the alarm!!
You tripped the alarm!!
(Secret achievement)
SURPRISE!!! HAPPY...
SURPRISE!!! HAPPY...
(Secret achievement)
Pick me up, Top me up
Pick me up, Top me up
The wonders of technology allow you insta-health
Okay I’ll type PROPERLY now!
Okay I’ll type PROPERLY now!
(Secret achievement)
On the Road to Greatness
On the Road to Greatness
Soon you’ll be rolling in trim!
its almost like Another World
its almost like Another World
(Secret achievement)
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
GET A LOAD OF THIS!
(Secret achievement)
I’m Powerful and Great and Basically THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
I’m Powerful and Great and Basically THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
(Secret achievement)
You are seen.
You are seen.
(Secret achievement)
Curiosity Murdered the Cat
Curiosity Murdered the Cat
Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving
Associative Memory
Associative Memory
I knew it went somewhere!
YOU FOUND THE BINGUS!
YOU FOUND THE BINGUS!
(Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same)
We got There in the End
We got There in the End
It was the journey that counted
Open the Floor
Open the Floor
Get out the Door
It's GOOD for your HEART and BONES!
It's GOOD for your HEART and BONES!
You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context)
Some pun about eggs
Some pun about eggs
But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky
Oooh, look at MISTER BIG GUY HERE!
Oooh, look at MISTER BIG GUY HERE!
(Secret achievement)
You're no saviour.
You're no saviour.
Your talents lie elsewhere.
Veteran of the Bounce
Veteran of the Bounce
What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle*
All-Year Jumper
All-Year Jumper
Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT
Conscientious or Compulsive?
Conscientious or Compulsive?
Save the excuses, you got the achievo
Stay in Your Coma
Stay in Your Coma
(Secret achievement)
We'll Meet Again as Stars
We'll Meet Again as Stars
(Secret achievement)
Visions of Hope
Visions of Hope
Therefore, Try Just do t!
Smash Stuff, Get Money
Smash Stuff, Get Money
Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children?
IT’S RAINING MONEY!!
IT’S RAINING MONEY!!
Whop your wad on the countah!
An Excellent Achievement
An Excellent Achievement
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
I am become inexplicable spiked block
I am become inexplicable spiked block
Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place
I don't even know what that means
I don't even know what that means
But it's bad
All according to plano
All according to plano
(Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto)
Despair ahead...
Despair ahead...
By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton!
The No-No Zone
The No-No Zone
Young Babby H got scared again
Blast it All!
Blast it All!
Try not to miss or I’
Larank's a Boggle
Larank's a Boggle
Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right
Serious Series, Serious Punches!
Serious Series, Serious Punches!
Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe
Murder Murdered the Cat
Murder Murdered the Cat
Watch out for that Murderous Murder!
Pimp My H-UD
Pimp My H-UD
Everything is gold in the future
NieR or FaR
NieR or FaR
NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times!
Ring around that Rosie
Ring around that Rosie
And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank"
It's a Terrible Day for Rain
It's a Terrible Day for Rain
I think that's rain anyway, close enough
Oh Barf!
Oh Barf!
"Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day."
Murder Murdered the Murder
Murder Murdered the Murder
Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky!
Base Tree the Base Tree
Base Tree the Base Tree
In the base??
BUT BULLET TOO SLOW
BUT BULLET TOO SLOW
Delusion would be proud!
How on Tero did that get there?
How on Tero did that get there?
Look out above, below... anywhere really
It’s a feature
It’s a feature
It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it
Rating S++ Extra Good the Legend Man/wo
Rating S++ Extra Good the Legend Man/wo
You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos
Just imagine a reflection pun
Just imagine a reflection pun
For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this
Totally untubular dude
Totally untubular dude
That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat
It's all in the manual
It's all in the manual
You did the thing!
The Unusual Suspected Individuals
The Unusual Suspected Individuals
Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them!
Memories in Bits and Pieces
Memories in Bits and Pieces
Memory is a funny old thing
Massive Mass Marauding Murderface Meanie
Massive Mass Marauding Murderface Meanie
You sure showed them!
Explosions... I mean erosions
Explosions... I mean erosions
If you are the bomb, put yourself out!
So that’s Quite Interesting
So that’s Quite Interesting
You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??)
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog
Big Brother has something in his eye
Big Brother has something in his eye
You totally SHOT those didn't you?
Fresh from the Fight
Fresh from the Fight
Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really
Ambiguous Question Mark
Ambiguous Question Mark
(Secret achievement)
I would follow thee across the stars a hundred times
I would follow thee across the stars a hundred times
(Secret achievement)
Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny
Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny
(Secret achievement)
UnEnHanced
UnEnHanced
Built to last, the future's in the... cast?
ALL HAIL KING OF THE LOSERS!
ALL HAIL KING OF THE LOSERS!
(Secret achievement)

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