Heartomics 2: Nokori
Release Date: 25 Mar, 2016
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3372 in stock
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RRP: $1.99
Our price: $0.75
Average review

This version of Heartomics is a game where you raise a hero then you go explore with said hero. The game revolves around the hero performing various activities, such as strength training, attending the school of magic, taking art lessons, practicing an instrument, etc.


Disclaimer:

The game is designed to give you literally no instructions on how to play or what to do. I have read that a video game is a direct reflection of the developer. I am sorry.


So far every person that has played this game while in development ended up in a rage. Hmm... wait that's not true. I did watch one person do a Let's Play and have a lot of WTF moments but I don't think he played long enough to want to hurt the developer of this game.


Long story short.. I came home and my very own wife was furious with me because of this game. You have been... warned?


Maybe the game will work out as a gag gift to troll your friends.

-"You have been gifted with a copy of Heartomics 2"

-"Oooo how exciting."

-"wtf?"

-"Wtf?"

-"WTF!?!?"



SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 1.5 GHz
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0
  • Storage: 356 MB available space
Feels
Feels
Volleyball
Volleyball
Shy
Shy
Good bye
Good bye
Bikini
Bikini
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Miguelh1020
December 14, 2017

This game is listed on Steam as Heartomics Nokori

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InHellum
February 19, 2019
https://store.steampowered.com/app/455970/