
Crime Scene Cleaner Review
Tired eyes skim the ebony ink pressed into the stark pale page.Another month of treatment. Another unpaid balance. This was not how it was supposed to be. The paper crumbles in your fingers, shoved into a disused pocket covered in lint.However, when an opportunity presents itself…SNAP- the Nitrile gloves sting: A mild reminder of your sins. What you’re doing- you're doing it for HER. Elena won’t ever have to know. Only that her father took care of her when she needed it the most. Less time thinking, more time Cleaning, Kovalsky. A sad smirk crosses your lips as you stand, shouldering






Lasers Review
Lasers is a free-to-play multiplayer platformer that drops all subtlety in favor of a ruthless competition where the losers get cut into tiny, bloody pieces. It’s a mix of Fall Guys with those popular obby games from Roblox, with a hint of Squid Game thrown in for good, violent measure. The concept is meant to be addictive and instantly playable, but some flaws prevent it from becoming the go-to game for those looking for a hair-tearing challenge.Buffed Up GladiatorsClearly developed by a small indie team, Lasers doesn’t hold back on its adult nature. Violence is patent in almost every step, as






Project Downfall Review
What an adrenaline rush that is Project Downfall, a first-person action game that takes the old arcade style seen in Duke Nukem 3D and mixes it with new tech. This cyberpunk adventure will turn your pixelized face into a bloody pulp and encourage you to keep going, using every means at your disposal to eliminate the vast roster of criminals, addicts, mobsters, annoyed ex-girlfriends, and everyone else who stands in your way, sanity be damned. It’s John Wick but faster, grittier, and with a complete disregard for morality. The stuff that makes a great videogame, in short.John WickerWithout getting too deep






Hell Pie Review
Hell hath no fury like Satan with a craving for birthday pie. Such is the premise for new platformer Hell Pie from developer Sluggerfly. This is the perfect time to warn everyone that despite its occasionally harmless cartoon appearance, Hell Pie includes violence, gore, wiggling devil Chef butts, unicorn sacrifices, and the worst of them all… bland Hawaiian t-shirts.It’s great then that this is a superb throwback to 3D action platformers of old, specifically those with a duo of heroes taking on the world, such as Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, and the like. Hell Pie brings challenging, diverse, and





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DrarryFare
Thank you Adrift!
June 08, 2025 -
Adrift842
Amazing. Very level headed review, would expect nothing less!
June 07, 2025 -
thegreenlawyer
Another amazingly written review for another terribly made game. Thanks Rhizz!
June 01, 2025 -
Reign
This is an amazing review, and really gave me a good idea of whether I'd like to play this game. Thanks LilyR!
May 27, 2025 -
DKittyCone
I have never heard of "Gah!" before but it sounds like my kind of game!
Thank you the review, Green!
For someone who quite likes Roguelite games and dying over and over, like myself, this sounds quite fun and unique with some of the features you have described. This is one for my wishlist!
March 31, 2025 -
DrarryFare
Another great review, Lily.
March 08, 2025 -
SlipSlot
This is really well written Green, welcome to the team.
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DrarryFare
Great job, green.
March 04, 2025