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The Last Farmer Review

“Another beautiful day…”You groan, pulling yourself from your small cot, stretching your arms above your head. Another beautifully non-descript day, in the beautifully non-descript, dry desert. Balling your big meaty mits into fists, you rub your eyes. A yawn slips from your lips as you lean against the warehouse doorframe. It’s been open all night, leaving you exposed not only to the elements, but a whole onslaught of beautifully non-descript zombies. You thank the powers that be that despite being barely more than flesh-eating husks, they have unbelievably impeccable manners.A woman with unkempt brown hair rambles past, a shockingly deep, guttural

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Kill Knight Review

Of Blood and Flesh...Once a loyal knight, betrayed, and banished to the Abyss. A desecrated corpse inside reanimated armor. You rise to an eternal death. Branded KILL KNIGHT, you have one purpose - KILL THE LAST ANGEL.It doesn't get simpler than this.You are a knight. You kill. Do you really need anything else?Anything beyond the abyss is inconsequential. Your purpose is here and now.         Where many games stumble and fall, this game stands up and delivers.Where others adorn themselves in placations and decorations, it remains unfettered.You won't find insane graphics here, nor cosmetics, nor dull filler.Your purpose is clearKill. 

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Dragon Spirits 2 Review

A swirl of digital distortion clouds your view, reality skewed through a lens of sheer delusion. A vast dream-scape of swirling lights, woven together with error codes, popups, and just about everything in-between floods your vision. Dizzy and disoriented, you step back. How the hell did you get here?“What happened?” You asked yourself in sheer bewilderment. “You fell into a Cocoon.” A thick, intelligent voice thrummed behind you unexpectedly. Turning, you find yourself frozen in place, half in awe, partially in fear. Before you looms a magnificent beast, scales of red and blue shimmering in the warped neon lights.A dragon.“A-a…” Words

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Book of Hours Review

Game Title: Book of HoursDeveloper & Publisher: Weather FactoryRelease date: 17th August 2023Platforms: Windows, Mac, Linux / Steam + GOGPrice: £19.99 / $24.99Book of Hours expansion House of Light was released September 26, 2024. This review is for the base game.“Here the sea ends and the world  begins.”“Shutter the windows against the sea. Bank the  fire against the cold. Listen to the rain rattle on the roof, while you slide  books one by one into their ancient nests…”What Is ItBook of Hours is a narrative driven, combat free RPG set in a forlorn, wind and rain swept Cornish fishing village of

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Funko Fusion - The one true investment

Funko Fusion - MAJOR UPDATEQuality of Life Update #1 - Less Hard, Faster, Better, StrongerFunko Fusion - The one true investmentYes, you read that right.There IS such a thing as a good investment in the name of Funko!Now before you scoff and label me a box-hoarding speculator with questionable sanity, allow me to explain further.It has functional value!Many had given up hope, many had shed tears, but at last,the Funko brand has spread it's wings, and left the dusty closet of sunken costs damning it's most avid collectors.Forget about tacky and thoughtless cash grabs, the days of Snowman Captain America Funko

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